Creepy AI: Gigolo Joe <br /><br />Joe (<a class="link" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.askmen.com/celebs/men/may00/23_jude_law.html">Jude Law</a>) is a svelte, preened android whose only purpose is to pleasure human females. That's an oft-trod trope in sci-fi, but when he spins one corny line after another for client Patricia (Paula Malcolmson), she tells him what we're all thinking -- what exactly has he got under the slick patent leather outfit? <br /><br />And when he tells her with such authority that she'll never want a real man again once she's had a robot lover, it sounds like the most damning of threats. Then there's that disturbing way he jerks his head aside to start playing kitschy love songs from his innards.